In the head of a four year old

Happy St. Patrick's Day!
To celebrate, I'm posting some funny conversations with my daughter-which have NOTHING to do with St. Patrick's Day.

Conversations with a four year old:

"Mom, I want to get young."
"Why?"
"So I can drive a car."
"Don't you mean old?"
"Oh yeah. I want to be old like you."
"Thanks."
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A conversation after about a week of her dad teasing her by trying to kiss her with shaving cream on his face:
Dad: "Emily, can I have a kiss good night?"
Emily (hiding under the covers): "Do you have whipped cream on your face?"
Dad: "No, I don't have shaving cream on my face."
Emily "Good. Next time, go kiss my brother."

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Emily being mad at her dad:
"Fine-I'm just letting MOM take me to Build-a-Bear!"
(lucky me.)

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After hearing her mom and dad refer to her as being the "devil's child" umpteen times:
Emily (being mad at her brother): "Jordon, you are such a child of the devil!"
I guess that's another way to put it.

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"Mom!"
"What?"
"Looks like it's today out."
"Thanks for letting me know."