No respect

Jordon: "Mom! Where are my school books?!"
Me: "Did you put them in your room like I always tell you?"
Jordon: "No."
Me: "Then, I probably put them somewhere when I cleaned."
Jordon: "This is why I don't like you to touch my stuff!"
Me: Grrrrr....

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Hubby: "Tess! Where's my ipod cord?"
Me: "Did you pick it up off of the couch cushion like I told you?"
Hubby: "No."
Me: "Then, I probably put it somewhere when I cleaned."
Hubby: "This is why I don't like you to touch my stuff!"
Me: Grrrr...

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Jess: "Mom! Where's my jacket I left over here?"
Me: "Did you hang it up like I told you to?"
Jess: "No."
Me: "Then I probably put it somewhere when I cleaned."
Jess: "This is why I don't like you to touch my stuff!"
Me: Grrrr...

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Emily: "Mom! Where's my new player I got from Grandma?"
Me: "Did you put it in your purse like I told you?"
Emily: "No."
Me: "Then I probably put it somewhere when I cleaned."
Emily: "This is why I don't like you to touch my stuff!"
Hubby: (Just laughing from the other room)
Me: "It's so nice that everyone is teaching the five year old such good habits."