Conversations with a five-year-old.
Emily: "Mom, Daddy is looking at the girls on tv in ma-kinis!"
Me: "It's b-ikinis, hon."
Emily: (giggling) "Butt-kinis?"
Me: "No, B-ikinis."
Emily: "Butt-kinis! Butt-kinis!" (followed by dancing)
Me: (sigh) "Where's your father at?"
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While shopping...
Emily: "Does this diary have a lock on it?"
Me: "It looks like it."
Emily: "Good. I want to get this one then."
Me: "Why?"
Emily: "So, I can write about how much I love my boyfriend and Daddy can't read it."
Me: "And we're not even to your teenage years."
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While checking out at Walgreens...
Emily (to cashier):" When I grow up, I want to be a painter like my mommy."
Cashier: "How wonderful! Does she paint houses or pictures?"
Emily: "Pictures!"
Cashier: "How neat!"
Me: "Good thing I'm not a stripper."
Cashier: (nervous laugh) "Right."
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While shopping, once again...
Emily: "Grandma doesn't love me."
Me: "Why do you think that?"
Emily: "Because she didn't buy me a candy bar."
Me: "That doesn't mean she doesn't love you. Besides, I just bought you three toys."
Emily: "But, you didn't buy me a CANDY BAR!"
Me: "I really need to teach you the value of love before you start dating."
Monday, February 22, 2010
Conversations with a five-year-old.
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LOLOLOLOL! Too ripping-funny! Omg, kids... I swear they are beyond hysterical and not even on purpose!
thanks for the laughs
Tracy
lol. these are hilarious...butt-kinis. love is a candy bar, i like that.
LMBO at the stripper comment - you are very quick.
I love these! I have a whole page with Landon's funny sayings on my blog.
http://DagmarBleasdale.com/Landon/
Thank you for your comment on my blog :)
Best,
Dagmar
Dagmar's momsense
http://DagmarBleasdale.com
Hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh! I needed that! Think I'll go try on my butt-kini before summer arrives!! LOL!
So cute! Gotta love kids! I'd love to be featured but if you don't hear back from me, I had to take my 2 year old to the ER and we might be back if her cold/asthma gets worse! Thank you!
That was funny! She always says the darndest things to you. She has a great sense of humor and doesn't even realize what she's saying is soo funny!
Here's a funny for you. My work announced that author Jan Brett was coming in to do a book signing day. So instead of getting excited about that..I told everyone that you had your book coming out soon, and that I actually KNEW you....and everyone lost interest in Jan Brett. I wrote the name of your book on a bunch of sticky's and handed them out to all my fellow co-workers.
Jan Brett? Who's Jan Brett?
I love these! Kids just say the cutest things, don't they? :)
Awwwww, that is too cute, Tess!
Kids say the funniest things! Your daughter is adorable.
That is way to funny! She's hilarious! I can't wait until my kids are talking like that! Well here is a little something for you.
http://ihaveacoupon.blogspot.com/2010/02/aww-im-so-excited.html
These are great. I love the walgreens conversation!
Thanks for coming by my blog today. I am now following you!
Butt-kini!!! Love it! They should be called butt-kinis.
What a great resource!
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