Tess needs...

Ok, I've been tagged by Michelle over at Eight Helping Hands. Thanks, girl.
This one is cute. I've been finding this on many blogs that I've been reading and they are so funny!

You type your name and "needs..." into Google and see what pops up. How fun, right?

So, I did it and this is what I got:

Tess needs a spanking....Oh boy! I'm not touching this one!
Tess needs a new home....I do! A bigger one!
Tess needs help....Hey now-truth hurts, man.
Tess needs to be her own woman....(sniffle, sniffle.) I do. I really do.
Tess needs to know......Know what?!
Tess needs some time to think about what she's done......Oh-Oh. Mom, is that you?

There were more, but it was getting a little dirty and I'm trying to keep it a bit clean on here.
So I completed my task, my old friend (yeah, that's right. I called you OLD) and now I'm tagging nobody. I'm just leaving it to you if you want to include a funny "needs" line in my comment box or you can just make fun of mine if you want. Don't no matter to meeee....just don't show #1 to my hubby, please?

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SIDE NOTE:
(I had to include this since it's time sensitive. Expires on the 15th!)
What are you planning this Valentine's Day?
How would you like to save on Valentine's dinner this weekend or if you weren't planning on going out (like us) now you can!
Restaurant.com is offering a code for 60% off the purchase of a gift certificate with them. If you go through Cashbaq and you can get a $25 gift certificate for $4.00 AND if this is the first time you are signing up with Cashbaq , it's free after their $5 signup incentive!
We got one to a fancy pizza place (don't laugh) and I'm so excited because it's a surprise to the hubby.
Here are the rules to get your discount:
1. Go to Cashbaq and sign up and then find your restaurant that you want your certificate from.
2. Add your $25 certificates to cart.
3. Enter the code, TREAT in the code box at checkout.
4. Pay and print -then enjoy!
Hurry, though! It's going to be over with and then you'll just kick yourself for not doing it and people will ask you how you got your foot up your ass.