I got into this relationship with my hubby knowing he was an electronic buying junkie-something that has caused it's share of quarrels-but, I can handle that compared to his other annoying habit.
Whenever we go somewhere, I do not volunteer to drive. Why?
BECAUSE MY HUSBAND IS A BACKSEAT DRIVER.
"Do you see that car turning?" he asks.
"Watch out for the car behind you!" he yells.
"Did you put on your turn signal?" he asks again.
"You need to go the speed limit," he states.
"I could do that better," he mumbles.
I tell him that I know how to drive and I've been driving since I was sixteen and I've been doing just fine before he came along. I like to remind him that HE has been the only one that had to turn in car "mishaps" to the insurance company since we've been together. He seems to think he has to "help" me with my driving (which does not suck) because as he puts it- I'm a woman.
I understand I just now made hundreds of woman want to hunt him down and run over him with their cars and then blame it on the fact that they are women and can't drive.
Would you like our address?